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  • Tangerine Dream (AAA) Quick View
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    • Tangerine Dream (AAA)
    • $44.75$139
    • This winner of the 2010 Cannabis Cup was created by the illustrious Barney’s Farm. A strain for connoisseurs, Tangerine Dream is the hybrid daughter of G13, Afghani, and Neville's A5 Haze. Its ability to knock out pain while increasing energy is what makes Tangerine Dream so special. While too much Tangerine Dream may leave you stuck on the couch, this strain was handcrafted…
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    • Gelato (AAA)
    • $59$189
    • Gelato (also referred to as "Larry Bird") is another tantalizing hybrid cannabis strain from Cookie Fam Genetics, following in the footsteps of its parents Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint GSC. This Bay Area, California native gets its name from the fruity, dessert-like aroma, a common genetic thread among the Cookie family. Her buds tend to bloom in dark purple hues…
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    • Meat Breath (AAAA)
    • $52.25 - $169$59- $199

    • Meat Breath is an exotic hybrid strain originally bred by the talented cultivators over at ThugPug Genetics. The amazing team is responsible for the “Breath” family of strains, creating a royal lineage of genetics, much like the “Cookies” family of strains. Meat Breath is well known for its distinct, and “new”, almost un-familiar aroma and flavour. We are extremely proud…
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    • Diamond OG (AAA)
    • $52.50$169
    • Diamond OG is a precious gem of a strain that patients love for its potent and long-lasting effects. A true indica, this strain induces full-body relaxation that may help temper pain and muscle spasms before settling into an overall laziness. It can leave you mentally euphoric in smaller doses, but it’s definitely not one for times when work or even…
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    • Alaskan Thunder Fuck (AAA)
    • $57.50$189
    • Alaskan Thunder Fuck (also referred to as ATF, Matanuska Thunder Fuck or Matanuska Tundra) is a legendary sativa-dominant strain originating in the Matanuska Valley area of Alaska. According to the legend, it was originally a Northern California sativa crossed with a Russian ruderalis, but sometime in the late 70s it was crossed with Afghani genetics to make it heartier. ATF…
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    • Trainwreck (AAA)
    • $46.25 - $145$52.50- $169

    • Trainwreck is a mind-bending hybrid with potent sativa effects that hit like a freight train. Mexican and Thai sativas were bred with Afghani indicas to produce this Northern California staple, passing on a sweet lemon and spicy pine aroma. Trainwreck begins its speedy hurtle through the mind with a surge of euphoria, awakening creativity and happiness. Migraines, pain, and arthritis are mowed down by Trainwreck’s high THC content, and many patients also use it for relief of anxiety, ADD/ADHD, and PTSD. Trainwreck flowers finish up in early October…
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    • Master Kush (AAA)
    • $45$139
    • Master Kush - Summary Master Kush, a famous indica cross, is an incredibly pungent and potent flower that holds a perfectly balanced set of effects. This bud provides full-body relaxation but doesn’t cause a mind-numbing high that many indica-dominant hybrids can produce. Instead, the Master Kush strain induces a tranquilizing buzz combined with a sharpened sensory awareness.
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    • AK-47 (AAA)
    • $45$139
    • Don't let its intense name fool you: AK-47 will leave you relaxed and mellow. This sativa-dominant hybrid delivers a steady and long-lasting cerebral buzz that keeps you mentally alert and engaged in creative or social activities. AK-47 mixes Colombian, Mexican, Thai, and Afghani varieties, bringing together a complex blend of flavors and effects. While AK-47’s scent is sour and earthy, its sweet floral notes can only be fully realized in the taste. Created in 1992 by Serious Seeds,…
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  • Alien OG (AAA) Quick View
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    • Alien OG (AAA)
    • $47.25$149
    • First available as a clone in California’s Bay Area and now in seed form from Cali Connection, Alien OG is a cross of Tahoe OG and Alien Kush. One of the most potent strains available today, this indica-dominant hybrid has tested as high as 28% THC. Alien OG has the typical lemon-pine “OG” smell and flavor, and an intense high that combines heavy…
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    • Jet Fuel (AAA)
    • $47.25$149
    • Jet Fuel, also known as G6, from 303 Seeds is the ultimate cross of some of the most renowned Diesel strains. By combining Aspen OG with High Country Diesel, we are left with a sativa-driven hybrid that stays true to the influence of SFV OG Kush and East Coast Sour Diesel in its lineage. The name Jet Fuel isn’t purely…
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    • Original Glue (AAA)
    • $49.75$159
    • Original Glue (GG4), developed by GG Strains, is a potent hybrid strain that delivers heavy-handed euphoria and relaxation, leaving you feeling “glued” to the couch. Its chunky, resin-covered buds fill the room with pungent earthy and sour aromas inherited from its parent strains, Chem’s Sister, Sour Dubb, and Chocolate Diesel. Taking first place in both the Michigan and Los Angeles…
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    • Golden Goat (AAA)
    • $52.25$169
    • Golden Goat was created by accident in Topeka, Kansas, when a male Hawaiian-Romulan pollinated Mr. Dank's Island Sweet Skunk mother. The strain is often light green and pink in color, which is indicative of its Hawaiian sativa side. The scent is described as being a combination of sweet, sour, and spicy, with a tropical fruit flavor. Effects are strong and…
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  • Girl Scout Cookies (AAA) Quick View
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    • Girl Scout Cookies (AAA)
    • $44.75 - $139$54.75- $179

    • GSC, formerly known as Girl Scout Cookies, is an OG Kush and Durban Poison hybrid cross whose reputation grew too large to stay within the borders of its California homeland. With a sweet and earthy aroma, GSC launches you to euphoria’s top floor where full-body relaxation meets a time-bending cerebral space. A little goes a long way with this hybrid,…
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    • Super Lemon Haze (AAA)
    • $57.25$189
    • A sativa-dominant hybrid of Lemon Skunk and Super Silver Haze and two time Cannabis Cup winner from Green House Seeds. Super Lemon Haze is a kief-caked multi-colored wonder. As the name states this strain has real lemony characteristics. The smell is zesty, citrusy, and a little sweet. As for the taste, it's everything one would expect from the namesake; tart…
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    • Bruce Banner #3 (AAA)
    • $44.75 - $139$52.25- $169

    • Bruce Banner (probably better-known as the alter ego of comic book superhero The Incredible Hulk) is one of three phenotypes of the Bruce Banner strain and has proven to be a popular one. Effects come on quickly to provide an immediate burst of euphoria before easing into relaxation that may be good for creative pursuits. Dark Horse Genetics bred this…
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    • Grape Ape (AAA)
    • $59.75$199
    • Grape Ape, propagated by Apothecary Genetics and Barney’s Farm, is a mostly indica strain that crosses Mendocino Purps, Skunk, and Afghani. Named for its distinct grape-like smell, this indica is known for providing carefree relaxation that can help soothe pain, stress, and anxiety. Its dense, compact buds are wreathed in deep purple leaves which darken as this indica reaches full…
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    • Nuken (AAA)
    • $45$139
    • The mostly indica Nuken is a Canadian strain bred by combining genetics from Kish (a cross of two Shishkaberry parents) and God Bud. Her even-keeled effects are delivered alongside a sweet, earthy aroma of fresh herbs and grass. While undeniably strong, Nuken typically leaves you functional enough to still enjoy hobbies and the company of friends. Nuken blooms with rounded,…
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    • Wedding Cake (AAA)
    • $45$139
    • Wedding Cake, also known as Pink Cookies, is the familial genetic cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Cherry Pie. This delectable treat is rich with tangy sweet earth and pepper, taking notes and dimension from its OG and Durban Poison parentage. Enjoy this double dose of dense dankness with care, as certain farms have noted THC content upwards of 25%…
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  • Jack Herer (AAA) Quick View
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    • Jack Herer (AAA)
    • $42.50$130
    • Jack Herer is a sativa-dominant cannabis strain that has gained as much renown as its namesake, the marijuana activist and author of The Emperor Wears No Clothes. Combining a Haze hybrid with a Northern Lights #5 and Shiva Skunk cross, Sensi Seeds created Jack Herer hoping to capture both the cerebral elevation associated with sativas and the heavy resin production…
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    • Rockstar (AAA)
    • $55$179
    • RockStar - Summary RockStar is a potent indica-dominant hybrid that induces utterly relaxing effects but without sedation. Beneficial for both recreational and medical users, this bud is indeed one of many stoners “favorite strains”, providing them with the perfectly balanced high.   Relaxing and uplifting, the RockStar marijuana strain is usually recommended for evening or nighttime use.
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